Okay, I know it might not be your birthday RIGHT now. But, because I KNOW you probably have a birthday, I am giving you a present for when your birthday comes!
ANNOUNCING ((drum roll please!))...
The InnoPack Birthday Special! For orders you place in the month of your birthday, you get EQP on almost anything you order from InnoPack!*
To get the discount, when you submit your PO, fax us a copy of your Driver's License (you can black out the year you were born if that is incriminating, and other private details.) *Not valid on our one-time use packets. Valid for up to three orders. Not valid with any other discounts or rush services.
(Some of our Facebook followers have already started to confabulate on how to cheat the system - such as investing in fake IDs, and also getting their pets to submit the POs on their behalf. It's a bit sneaky, but if we don't catch you...you get away with it!)
(Feel free to pass this to the peeps in your office and give them some birthday lovin' !)